Dirtiest player.....well?

Over at Who Ate All The Pies they have published the list of the dirtiest players of the season and (stifles yawn) Kevin Davies has pulled off the most fouls than anybody, again. And they call him the poor man's Alan Shearer. Well, we at X Towers are a bit put out by this. Not by the fact that he has committed the most fouls, we can't shy away from that. But, and in no particular order, he is also regularly the most fouled player, he doesn't complain when he gets fouled and doesn't get a free kick, has never kicked anyone in the face (not even Robbie Savage), does have an opinion and is not being relegated come Sunday. Other than that, spot on.