Thursday 10 December 2009

NEWSFLASH! Not only the Bolton News does lazy journalism.

Overnight, the man on your left temporarily became public enemy number three (behind the GSO and Gill Fartslime). His name is David Anderson and he wrote this piece in yesterday's Daily Mirror, in which he backed Mugson to get T'Wanderers out of the mire (whilst failing to mention that it was Gaz who has put us in the mire). Showing a complete lack of research he calls the fans "malcontents", talks about the selling of Anelka (who wanted to leave) and Fat Kev (who was fat) like it was an excuse to put Bolton in the situation we are in, mentions the reduced budget (you know, the one that has been increased) and says that he can't wait to see the faces of the boo-boys when we get relegated after he has been sacked. Well, my face will probably be like that of a crack addict who has scored for the first time in a week, as long as he goes. He naturally fails to mention Robinson, Knight, Elmander, Ricketts, Rasiak, the continuous playing of the Badger, the tactics, the bigging up of the opposition, the slagging off of the fans and the rapidly reducing attendance figures. Thank you Mr Anderson. If I actually bought The Mirror, I would stop.

If he actually wanted an idea of what Bolton fans have to put up with, he should really look no further than his press conference where our favourite manager says "In order to get out of this position we need to get in better players, better than we have got and better than the ones we would replace." This sounds similar to the clap trap that he pushed out last year before bringing in the players that he did. Which worked out well.

In other news, the Bolton PR machine has cranked out Super Kev to talk about getting a result on Saturday against Citeh, mentioning that when T'Wanderers were in a similar position last year we played the Council House Tenants and won. Ah, yes. That would be the Citeh who didn't have Shay Given in net, Lescott, Adebayor, Barry, Bellamy, Tevez etc. And the the manager himself does his usual trick and, you guessed it, bigs up the opposition. NURSE! PASS THE NEEDLE!

We failed to notice yesterday that in the article where Megson Speaks, Matt Taylor drops the info that the nickname for Lee Chung-Yong at the club is.....Chungy. Now, if the club cannot come up with a better nickname than that then surely it proves that there is no imagination at the club, either on or off the pitch.

In other news, Hansen surprisingly backs Citeh , Lofty says "Don't Drink and Drive at Xmas",especially if your a back flipping comedy lion and VitalQPR suggest Little Fergie is holding out for the Bolton job so won't go for theirs (at least he'll have Christmas off so the kids can play with their doddering old Grandpa).

A trip back north beckons for The Towers this weekend, although its boozing, not football that drags us back to the homeland. Until next time, as Arnie would say, stay frosty.

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