Damn....!

Well, didn't see that coming. A tactical masterstroke by the Ginger Genius and all of a sudden T'Wanderers are up to tthirteenth. That's right, away from the relegation zone. (This placement dependent on West Ham and Citeh tonight). Lovely little flick by Lee, commented on by approximately no-one on the MOTD sofa. Spoke about Villa-Blackburn. Oh yes. But, and probably because the producer got a nose bleed from putting Bolton on fourth on Saturday night, neither Hansen nor the ex-tache commented on it.

Anyway, your averages:

Jussi 6.476
Ricketts 6.188
Cahill 7.696
Knight 6.706
JLS 5.934
Ricky 5.476
Muamba 6.112
Cohen 6.522
Matty 6.362
SuperKev 6.612
Kidneys 5.588

Badger 5.15
Lee 7.02

Thereby making Gary Cahill, undoubtedly the third best central defender in the country, the man of the match. Harshly, Ricky G gets the brickbats. Let's hope this isn't a precursor to him being dropped. Although it probably is.