Oh gone all, we all knew this would happen.

Internet Malfunctions. Who needs them?
If we had been able to get on the internet on Friday, here would be our predictions for Saturday's game.

1. Bolton to win 2-1, giving the GSO five more games.
2. Matty Taylor to score at least one of them.
3. Tal Ben Haim to show why he should never have left.
4. That bloke with the bell to get right on everyone's tits, even though we only watched it on MOTD.
5. The press to write solely about the problems at Portsmouth in both the Sunday and Monday papers.

Well, 4 out of 5 ain't bad.

We would have put our usual spin on the headlines but as the above states, the only thing the papers were interested in talking about was the problems at Portsmouth. At least the word "dire" didn't appear once when talking about T'Wanderers. Which makes a refreshing change.

YOUR AVERAGES

Jussi 6.18
Ricketts 5.76
Knight 5.87
Cahill 7.19
JLS 5.88
Steinsson 6.66
Son of Avi 6.45
Little Davies 6.07
Muamba 6.61
Taylor 5.91
Super Kev 6.17

The Spitter 5.44
The Badger 5.17
Basham 5.22

Man of the Match then was Gary Cahill. We at the Towers feel that he is about a season too late for the World Cup. Because, you know, Upson is the third best central defender in the country.
A discarded roll from the Eastlands to be thrown at Sam Ricketts.

Now, is it too much to hope that we have found a new position for Gretar?

Til tomorrow masochists.