The New Winston Bogarde

You will possibly remember Winston Bogarde, the man who Chelsea paid £40,000 per week for four years, even though he only played eleven games for them and they consistently tried to offload him, demoting him to train with the youth team.Bogarde has stated that he did not leave as he was earning so much money. Well, step forward Danny Shittu, arguably Bolton's fourth choice central defender, after Cahill, AOB and Stefan Dennis (yes, he's that good). It has been made clear to him that he can leave and what must be 100% of football fans have no idea why he was bought in the first place as he is obviously out of his depth in the Premiership. The Shit, however, has different ideas, and has refused a loan to Championship high flyers, Sheffield United, stating that he does not want to take the step down (read "I'm earning more money here than I would there). It may be argued that the top of the Championship is too good a level for Mr. Shit and we strongly urge him to take the move, otherwise the next time we see him he could be running out as a team mate of Fat Mike. Wherever he ends up next.