Right that's it, answer the question. Ou est Ricardo Vaz Te?

In the desert that is the national news about Bolton that normally occurs on a Tuesday and Wednesday when we have no midweek game, except for the times when we are loaning other teams wonderkids or, you know, nicking other teams managers, the only Oasis (geddit), besides Tony Kelly's never entertaining column in the former BEN (this weeks highlight being Fabrice Muamba's inability to score, or as its known at X Towers "the bleeding obvious") was a late transfer story that managed to wriggle it's way from underneath the snorefest. No, it's not Mark Connolly's late loan move to St. Johnstone, as reported here by the BBC, whose lack of info was then ripped apart by our friends at Vital here, but the supposed move of Ricardo Vaz Te to Hamilton Academical. The former BEN reported it, as did The Mirror. But throughout the day cock all appeared about it on either the crap website, which could have been because it is, well, crap, or the Hamilton website. Which led us to ask the above question, as we did twice last year.

Yesterday we mentioned Bambi's name after no new strikers were rushed in due to Kidney's injury and remarked that he may be given a chance, so it seemed a bit strange for the manager to leave us with just two recognised strikers, even if sometimes Bambi doesn't actually appear to be one. And late today the reason became clear. Hamilton is to Bambi as Glasgow is to The Shitt. And in a sense you can see the reasoning behind it. Scotland may not be Anfield, an area that even a scabby rat would turn it's nose up at living in, but it's two redeeming features are the hills and the M74 out of the country. It may not do his career at the Reebok any good but you may just have to nod your head in agreement at his decision. I just hope he likes training with the youth team.

Elsewhere, St Owen unveiled his three signings. And as you will see from the picture of the three of them holding the team shirt up, little Jack has his sleeves pulled up over his hands. Aaaawwwww. Plus, the look on his face seems to suggest that he can wait until he puts the shirt on, although to be fair, that was the look that most of us had when it was unveiled last year.

Until tomorrow, let's all laugh at Wigan.